Hey meri jaan,
Pta hai?
It's been
27 years
since you have been
enlightening this mighty planet
with your awesomeness.
This is my attempt
to make the most amazing girl
I have ever met
remind her
of how awesome she is
Today I am going to tell you
what I have told you
like a thousand times
While you already know
what the gift would be
But I will still need you
to say those things out loud
So are you ready?
Did you know?
That you are one of
the only 1000 girls
that made it to a
circuital branch
in IIT in 2015
Also, whenever I discuss
all my geeky stuff
you never fail to amaze me
with your quick thoughts
and wisest insights
And that cube lately!
How the fuck did you solve it?
DAMN you are smart!
So say it with me now
I AM SMART
BOLO nahi bola to
I
AM
SMART
Did you know?
Almost 99.9% of Indians
make less than you
To top it all
99.97% of females in India
make less than you
You are more successful
than almost every girl
you will find in this country
I am really really really
proud of you
meri jaan
Now
Say it with me
Bolo
I AM SUCCESSFUL
Fir se ek baar
I
AM
SUCCESSFUL
But even that 99.97%
wasn't enough for you
So you decided to become
the one thing
that every guy dreams of
Beauty with brains
Those gorgeous eyes
the sharp eyebrows
that glowing skin
Ohh the vase like figure
and oof your lovely ass
DAMN!!
You are so....
BEAUTIFUL
Now say it with me
I AM BEAUTIFUL
Fir se ek baar
I
AM
BEAUTIFUL
But one thing
that sets you apart
from people that
are smart and succesful
is your modesty
Unlike most people
you don't have that
annoying arrogance
ki bhaiya hum tumse upar hai
I have never once seen you
showing off or throwing attitude
like most other girls
I love that
perhaps the most about you
Let's say it together now
I AM MODEST
Fir se ek baar
I
AM
MODEST
Just one last thing
That day on video call
when I got hurt
due to a table corner
and you felt bad
I realized that
no matter what you say
you do care a lot
atleast for me for sure
But that story from party
where you helped that girl
in the washroom, remember?
that's when I was sure
that andar se aa jata tumhe
So say it with me now
I AM CARING
Once again
I
AM
CARING
Finally
I love you a lot
so much so
that I just can't imagine
my life
without you anymore
I wanna be with you
Hug you
Kiss you
Live with you
Grow old with you
I LOVE YOU MERI JAAN
THANK YOU
FOR BLESSING ME
WITH YOUR AWESOMENESS
Once Again
From every cell of my body
I wish you
A very very
Happy birthday ❤️